Thursday, December 25, 2008

All I have To Say Today...

Offend Someone This Holiday Season!
Just Say, "Merry Christmas!"

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I keep seeing the Wal-Mart commercials, you know, the one's that say, "Christmas costs less at Wal-Mart"? Well, I see those, and I think about Black Friday and what happened. This is what's in my head during those commercials:

Chistmas Costs Lives at Wal-Mart


Monday, December 22, 2008

Countdown Till Christmas: 2 more days!!!

Well, I haven't posted in like, a week. (Le gasp!) So, anywho, I'm just gonna do a list and hope you can keep up, k?

1)Last wednsday my mom had a car accident. THankfully no one was hurt, but the damage to the car was too much. We currently have a rental while my parents search for a new car.
2)I stayed home sick on tuesday, then went to school on Wed. only to stand around waiting for then to announce if school was closed due to the fact that, while the wonderful snow falling from the sky was sticking at my house, it wasn't sticking in town. Not till 7:45 am. so, we had a snow day Wed, Thurs, and Fri! We had 12 inches at my house!
3)I got the new BarlowGirl CD! "Home for Christmas"? Yeah. Anyway, we were in the rental yesturday on the way to church, and I was reading. I resurfaced from my book long enough to listen to the first song. I thought we were on my mom's christmas station, and I thought, "Hey, this sounds like BarlowGirl, hmmm, I didn't think they'd play Christian artists on this station." And then a little while later, my mom throws back the CD case and I was like, "Hmmm, I guess it was them." Really quite sad on my part, really.

Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Christmas Close at Hand!!!

So, today, on this loverly Saturday, I got up, did my homework, yaddayadda, and then, went outside to help set up the Christmas lights.

It wasn't easy.

I had to brave dust, wind, wires, and the problem of getting yourself tangled in strands of lights while trying to detangle them. Yes, it was dangerous, yes it was cold, BUT I SURVIVED!!!!
But, seriously, there was this really bad storm blowing in, we could see the black clouds full of rain (and hopefully snow). The bottoms of these clouds where brown from the dust the wind kicked up.
I told my dad,"We may have to go it, or risk electrocution." He laughed. *Sigh* But we are all alive!!!! And our tree is finally decorated!!!


Friday, December 5, 2008


We just had a minor window-rattling earthquake. Nothing big. nothing broken.


Straight Circles, Splodgeball, and other random things.

so, yesterday at lunch, I went to Blue Jay's locker with her, and she was trying to draw a picture of a stick person, right? So, she was drawing the head and I was yabbering on about Splodgeball, and she was like, "Shut up! I can't concentrate! I'm trying to draw a straight circle!" I stopped, looked at her, and said with a straight face,"A straight circle?" "Yes, a straight circle," she said, not realizing what she's saying. I repeated myself, and she nodded. Then we go outside, and five minutes later, I was like,"Seriously, a straight circle?" She looked at me, asked, "what?" I looked at her and she burst out laughing. "I GET IT!!!" She howled. IT TOOK HER FIVE MINUTES!!! YOU CAN'T DRAW STRAIGHT CIRCLES!!! CIRCLES AREN'T STRAIGHT!!!

Now, what is splodgeball, you ask? It is a game Blue Jay and I had created before the straight circle incident. It is a cross between dodgeball and soccer. You have to dodge the ball unless you hit it with your head or hips. The ball is covered in jam, and everyone wheres funny hats. :D


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

*Flapapoogle* Bleh...

So, our internet went down over the past week. I nearly DIED. Oh-nos!!!

So, instead, I played sims. MY SIMS HAD TWINS!!!!! zOMG!!!!

Someone save me.... isolation has made me begin to talk to fruit... *glances at pineapple* What are you looking at? *Pineapple falls over* Yeah, that's what I thought...


PS: Pebbs, I named the pineapple Benny...